http://www.reasonswhy.info Taking Reasons Into Consideration Sun, 09 Oct 2011 22:55:37 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://www.reasonswhy.info/number_one_reason_criminals_get_caught/#comment-46 asdfg Sun, 31 Oct 2010 13:43:24 +0000 http://www.reasonswhy.info/?page_id=187#comment-46 1. dont leave anything behind, not even a hair 2. no one can see or hear you that will identify you 3. aliby is good but not necessary, go to sleep 4. answer obvious questions with obvious answers, idk is the answer to all who, what, where, when, why. if they say you must be crazy or stupid, say: maybe idk, idc. 5. dont be surprised by anything, the chief is having sex with your mother, never take offence to anything, shit happens. 6. never record a crime in any way and just forget about it 7. commit crimes alone or divide the crime into very small meaningless tasks 8. try not to get anyone's attention or behave in a way to alert people to something wrong especially if they would call the police... loud noises, speeding car, gun shots, yelling, cursing. 9. you dont have to be a criminal to act like one. life is unfair. 10. if you are profiled, dont be surprised. accept it and go to step 1. above all else, dont do weird things. if you want to kill someone, bury them dont #$@$ 'em or it will take longer for the investigation to begin. 1. dont leave anything behind, not even a hair
2. no one can see or hear you that will identify you
3. aliby is good but not necessary, go to sleep
4. answer obvious questions with obvious answers,
idk is the answer to all who, what, where, when, why. if they say
you must be crazy or stupid, say: maybe idk, idc.
5. dont be surprised by anything, the chief is having sex with your mother, never
take offence to anything, shit happens.
6. never record a crime in any way and just forget about it
7. commit crimes alone or divide the crime into very small meaningless tasks
8. try not to get anyone’s attention or behave in a way to alert people to something wrong especially
if they would call the police… loud noises, speeding car, gun shots, yelling, cursing.
9. you dont have to be a criminal to act like one. life is unfair.
10. if you are profiled, dont be surprised. accept it and go to step 1.
above all else, dont do weird things. if you want to kill someone, bury them dont #$@$ ‘em or it
will take longer for the investigation to begin.

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