Reasons Why

There are so many ways more ways than just 101 that you can express feelings for a loved one. But nothing says “I love you” like a good old tease. Everyone’s heard the typical expressions like “you make my heart stop”, “you bring the best out of me” or “I can be myself when I’m around you”…blah, blah.

Will they even remember what you said after five minutes? Probably not. You need to make the statement bold, perhaps a little weird but memorable. below are some well actually 101 quirky and funny reasons to say I love you to make that great impact, right from the heart:

101 Funny Reasons Why I Love You List

• You tell the truth in your sleep
• you have webbed hands
• Your second toes is longer than your big toe
• you like Volvos
• you sleep naked with your socks on
• you worry about global warming
• you eat pancakes every morning
• you call your mum every night
• you buy happy meals at McDonalds
• you hand funny pictures in our house
• you still let your mum make your lunch
• you get nervous whenever you talk to my parents
• you still like Disney
• you make popcorn each time we watch a movie
• you wear hot clothes on hot days
• you collect rocks
• you help old ladies with their bags at the grocery stores
• you like to listen to classical music
• your dad won an Olympic medal
• your mother has pink hair
• you have hairy palms
• You have funny hair
• I nearly wet myself when you tell jokes
• My mom thinks you’re hot
• I want to cradle you all night like a baby
• Your armpits don’t stink
• My dog thinks you have a nice butt
• You don’t lick the plate after dinner
• You have five fingers and five toes
• I can scoop ice-cream with your thumbs
• I didn’t have to date the other geek
• No one knows how stupid you really are
• You’re a big flirt, but you flirt the most with me
• No one else finds you funny but me
• You’re a nerd in disguise
• Everyone else told me to
• You’re not a stranger
• I can fart around you
• You love my snot
• You’re not a rapist or murder
• Your bum crack is cute
• You have hairy nipples
• I can manipulate you so easily
• Your shit don’t stink
• My pet fish actually likes you
• You’re crazy
• Your IQ is under 100
• you read on the toilet
• you have 30 minute showers
• you like to take you mum out every Sunday
• you take your own bags shopping
• you like to take doggie bags home
• you feed our neighbors cat
• you still buy adult magazines
• you comb your pet guinea pig
• you let you kids watch the Simpsons
• you fry mars bars
• you clean the toilet every day
• you have man boobs
• you don’t shave
• you wipe your bum standing up
• you hug trees
• you do “something” when your nervous
• you are a star trek fan
• you believe in vampires
• you think your in the matrix
• you want to be in a horror movie
• you got straight A’s in grade 5
• you can find your way around Mexico
• Your breath smells like watermelon
• Your nice bits are actually mean
• My mom said never to date a loser
• My dad hates you
• You’ll be my x soon
• You’re such a good warm-up for the real thing
• No one else could
• Your sexiness can make nice babies for me
• Why not
• You were the last resort so I had to
• What? Love you?
• Your fat tummy makes a nice donut shape
• You wax your toes
• You never have flies on your face
• You look like Luigi off Mario Brothers
• My sister has a crush on you
• Your bum makes cute noises
• I like to pull your hair & see you squirm
• I can dak you whenever I want
• I can burp louder than you
• You’re not invisible
• You’re always late
• Everybody told me not to
• I have bad taste
• Despite you’re breath, you’re not that bad
• you don’t mind when I flash others in public
• you always say “sit on my face and tell me that you love me”
• you recycle your own paper
• you have a cut baby face
• I can’t remember
• You still wet the bed

We’ll that’s all of them. We bet you will easily be able to find at least 1 out of the above 101 funny reasons to tell you partner “Why I love you”